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Here are lots of funny bear jokes. I hope they make you laugh.
What's brown, furry and red?
A blushing teddy bear
What do you do with a green teddy bear?
Wait until he's ripe
What's the difference between a teddy bear and an apple?
Teddy bears don't grow on trees
What do teddy bears do when it rains?
They get wet
What do you call a teddy bear who's lost his fur?
Fred-bear
How do you make a teddy bear?
Take off his clothes
Why did Joe dress his bear in a cowboy suit?
Because the teddy couldn't dress himself
How do teddies keep their houses cool in summer?
They use bear conditioning
What's the difference between a teddy and a turkey?
If you don't know that, then I won't ask you to cook Christmas dinner
What's the difference between a teddy bear and a biscuit?
You don't dunk your teddy into your tea
What's cuddly and goes putt putt?
A teddy playing golf
What was teddy doing on the television?
Sleeping (there was no more room on the sofa)
What happens if teddy gets torn?
He runs and runs until he gets a stitch
Why is the letter 'D' like a bear's tummy button?
Because they are both in the middle of teddy
How do teddy bears keep fit?
They do a lot of bear-obics
What do you get if you cross a teddy with a toaster?
A bear that keeps popping out all night
Why do teddies wear fur coats?
Because they'd look silly in shiny, red macs
Why do purple teddy bears eat less than brown teddy bears?
Because there are fewer of them
How do teddy bears dress on very cold days?
Quickly
How do teddies send their letters?
By bear mail
How do teddy bears go on holiday?
By bear-o-plane
