Panda Bear Jokes

What's black, white and very noisy?

A panda with a set of drums


What's black and white and yellow?

A cowardly panda


What's black and white, got four legs and a trunk?

Two pandas on holiday


What's black and white and stands in the corner?

A naughty panda


What's black and white and goes up and down?

A panda stuck in a lift


What's black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?

A panda on roller-skates


What's black and white and bounces?

A rubber panda


What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards?

A panda rolling down a hill


What goes black-and-white-ha-ha?

The panda that pushed him


What's black and white with red spots?

A panda with the measles


If a panda called Ching-Chong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and have a sing-song, what noise would his doorbell make?




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