Panda Bear Jokes
What's black, white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums
What's black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda
What's black and white, got four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday
What's black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda
What's black and white and goes up and down?
A panda stuck in a lift
What's black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller-skates
What's black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda
What goes black-and-white, black-and-white and downwards?
A panda rolling down a hill
What goes black-and-white-ha-ha?
The panda that pushed him
What's black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles
If a panda called Ching-Chong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and have a sing-song, what noise would his doorbell make?
the background set came from
it is so cute and there's plenty more