Polar Bear Jokes

What is a polar bear's favourite breakfast?

Ice crispies


What's white and travels across the ice at 100mph?

A polar bear on a motorbike


What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?



Where do polar bears go to dance?

They go to a snowball


When is a polar bear not a polar bear?

When he's in a grizzly mood


What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?

About 1500 miles