Polar Bear Jokes

What is a polar bear's favourite breakfast?

Ice crispies

 

What's white and travels across the ice at 100mph?

A polar bear on a motorbike

 

What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost

 

Where do polar bears go to dance?

They go to a snowball

 

When is a polar bear not a polar bear?

When he's in a grizzly mood

 

What's the difference between a polar bear and a panda?

About 1500 miles