Polar Bear


Polar bear, polar bear,

How do you keep clean?

You always seem to stay so white

No matter where you've been.


My mummy scrubs me every night

To wash the dirt away.

Somehow it all comes back again

When I go out to play.

Polar bear, polar bear,

Do you ever bath?

I seem to get so dirty

Just walking up the path.


I wish I was a polar bear,

So then every night

If someone tries to bath me

I'd growl at them and bite!



Spike Milligan