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Polar bear, polar bear,
How do you keep clean?
You always seem to stay so white
No matter where you've been.
My mummy scrubs me every night
To wash the dirt away.
Somehow it all comes back again
When I go out to play.
Polar bear, polar bear,
Do you ever bath?
I seem to get so dirty
Just walking up the path.
I wish I was a polar bear,
So then every night
If someone tries to bath me
I'd growl at them and bite!
by
Spike Milligan
